March 2011
Me: “I didn’t receive your last bi-weekly payment”
Client: “It took you a week to cash the last one, so I didn’t think you needed the next one right away.”
"Jack"
Client: ”I need the number for “Jack.” Can you please give me his number please?”
Me: “Jack? Jack who?”
Client: ”The manual for the modem said that I need to connect to Jack. So if you could give me his number, then I can connect with him.”
