November 2010
Alice in Wonderland Read by Mary Louise Parker - Esquire
Mickey Mouse with a Swastika
clientsfromhell:
During the first meeting with the client, a Jewish community website for teens.
Client: ”We want something that has sort of an anarchist edge. Something crazy like Mickey Mouse with a swastika or something.”
Me: ”Are you sure your demographic is comfortable with swastikas?”
Client: ”Why wouldn’t they be?”
If Other Directors Made The Social Network - CollegeHumor video
Clients From Hell: Quirky? →
clientsfromhell:
I’d been working with a client for awhile when I was called into the president’s office.
Client: We’re going to have to ask you to leave.
Me: What? Why? I thought you liked the work I’ve been doing.
Client: Oh, your work is terrific. But er, you’ve become known among some higher-ups as a ……
Cee Lo Green - F**k You - The Colbert Report - 11/9/10 - Video Clip | Comedy Central
Twitter Rival - ClientsFromHell.net
clientsfromhell:
“I want to create a rival to Twitter. So I want it exactly the same except where it says What’s Happening? I want it to say How are you feeling?”
italics - ClientsFromHell.net
clientsfromhell:
Client: “Why is the text slanty?”
Me: “It is in italics.”
Client: “No, it is slanty.”
Me: “It’s called italics.”
Client: “I don’t care what you call it, make it stop.”
October 2010